"I think I have the swine flu"

Last week you will recall I was quite ill with body aches etc..Justin was sick too but more with the run of the mill allergy symptoms. As I was writhing on the couch in pain and the tingling sensations of a million pins and needles up and down my body - my dear husband was mildly concerned but more annoyed. THIS week started off with him having tingling, fever, and body aches. My first thought was, "Great, he's going to blame me for what he has!" However I was terribly wrong - you see....what he "has" is far worse than what I had, and I could not possibly comprehend the pain/agony/illness he is feeling. Why you ask? He promptly informed me, "I think I have the swine flu." Stunned and amazed at this unfortunate turn of events I turned and walked away with simply an eye roll. I turned once more to see my swine flu stricken husband, as he informed me that this was "the end" and he wasn't sure how much longer he had to live. Double eye roll.