So I am finally getting around to posting pictures and tales of our adventures. I know...I'm a slacker. I have been insanely sick, and today have had the energy to take on this task!!
DAY ONEWe decided to catch an early morning flight so we could get to Orlando relatively early. So we headed out at 400 am for our 600 am flight - we were flying to Denver then straight to Orlando FUN!! We arrived in Orlando even earlier than expected, got our rental car and arrived at the hotel. We then headed out to check out one of the MILLIONS of outlet malls there, and spent the evening doing that as well as driving around but no matter what you think we were never lost. We started our nightly tradition of going to the neighborhood Wal-greens to get a nightly Icee. Some nights were more interesting than others. The alcohol lovers came out in mass droves on the weekends which made for some good fights while we were in the Walgreens line. Good entertainment and good snacks - good times!
DAY TWOWe drew names of the places we wanted go out of a hat so we could decide where and when to go. Today's Big Winner was EPCOT!!!!! We headed out bright and early for our big day. I was so excited. I had memories of Epcot from before, unfortunately I had filtered out the memories of the extreme heat and the annoying children running about the park. As I stood in front of the symbolic Epcot sphere when we first arrived(what is that thing called?) listening to birds chirping and angels singing - it was all interrupted when I realized I was sweating profusely and then a small child stepped on my feet. There was also an inordinate amount of people (mostly younger and ummm large in stature) of HoverRound Scooters - Annoying (sorry if you are one of those people)!!
This picture of me right before all of that went down:

Here is Justin waiting in line for Test Track - one of many hour long lines we were in. This
was the first day hence why Justin is smiling while waiting in line!

This is Justin's favorite picture - it's kind of creepy.

The Disney world parks have designed their grounds with flowers and greenery made into various disney characters. The most BEAUTIFUL art - here are Thumper and Bambi

At the end of the night they have a wonderful fireworks show called IllumiNations. Justin made a cute friend, a woman about 80 something years old on vacation with her husband. Lois Cunningham. Her husband was previously in the FBI!!! I made friends with this dear couple from Nice, Florida. We all chatted the night away. As the fireworks show got started a bunch of punks crowded our space and blocked Lois view. Don't worry folks she promptly yelled at them all to get out of the way and then had her husband stand on a bench to get some great pics. You go Lois!!
DAY THREEToday we headed out to Hollywood Studios(aka MGM)and we were still excited and fresh! The two hour time change got to us today so we got started slightly later than we wanted, but it worked out well. I had my first Mickey's Premium Ice cream, which was basically a Klondike bar shaped like mickey mouse----THE BEST ICE CREAM EVER. Completely addicted now, great! We rode the Tower of Terror 4 times, the Aerosmith ride 2 times, the Mummy 3 times, and had a fantastical time. The park was full of seniors on their senior trips, which was mildly annoying but slightly better than the screaming tykes. You can't always get what you want....
Here is a shot of Lumiere and the rest of the cast of the Beauty and the Beast show. It was basically me, Justin, and a stadium full of 3 year little girls....but hey, no one's head was blocking my view!!

Here I am in front of another one of the beautiful topiary around the park.

Here is Justin awaiting the TOWER OF TERROR - we had a fast pass for this ride so we sat in the cool shade until it was our allotted time. Fast passes best invention- EVER.
DAY FOURToday we headed out to Kennedy Space Center - It was a short 30 minute drive from Orlando, and we had a lot of fun just driving up there. There wasn't much to see beyond the shuttle tour, but they had kick butt IMAX shows.
Here we are!!

Here is Justin in front of the space shuttle we "tourists" were allowed near.

This is the space shuttle Atlantis on its launch pad awaiting launch on May 11 (which we BARELY missed getting to see).

Yeah I was there too!
DAY FIVEToday we headed out to the Magic Kingdom which we were super stoked for!! Sadly this park was SOOO crowded and the tykes and their strollers were out in mass quantities.
The day is young and so am I!!

A statue of Mickey Mouse and his creator Walt Disney and some really snazzy flowers.

Entrance to Magic Kingdom: $68, Mickey's Premium Ice Cream: $3.50, Meeting Mickey and Minnie: Priceless

"It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all....it's a small small world."

The great spectromagic light parade to conclude the evening - we had seats directly in front of Cinderella's castle because we got there 2 hours prior to the show. Sadly the vultures descended on our sweet sweet viewing spot and blocked our view, pushed up on us, and attempted to ruin it. ALAS! We stood on our perch and had a perfect view of the light parade and fireworks. Take that dirty vultures.
DAY SIXToday we headed out to Universal Studios/Islands of Adventure: Today we were getting tired. It was the hottest it had been the whole trip we were there.
Evidence of the miserable start:

Justin trying to "fake it til you make it"

All of my efforts to make Justin enjoy today were for naught:

The Simpsons Ride - Hands down the best ride - it was a 4D INDOOR ride which equalled air conditioning!!
DAY SEVENToday we headed out to Animal Kingdom - it was VERY crowded here -- TOO crowded. Then the heat from the safari atmosphere made it SUPER hot. Super hot = super fun!
Justin excited to head out for our Animal Kingdom adventures!!

Welcome to the Harambe Reserve - the start of our safari. If you have not had the opportunity to do this - GO NOW and DO IT!!! It is a great experience!!

This giraffe was SOOOOO close to our vehicle we could have literally petted it had we dared to - it was awesome!!

Here is a baby elephant heading towards us!

WARNING:

Here is our "Safari mobile"

90 degree temps + Over crowded park = this picture
DAY EIGHTToday we headed out to Tampa Bay for the Florida Aquarium
Me in front of the aquarium sign: Please note there was a gigantic sting ray above this sign that I am attempting to showcase, however someone didn't get it in the picture.....thank you.

Here is the COOLEST thing in the world - a Leafy dragon -- see next pic

Description of said leafy dragon:

Justin enjoying the sites and sounds of the Florida Aquarium being overrun by hundreds of Tampa Bay's finest elementary students on a field trip!

He finally found a quiet place to hide
DAY NINEToday we had a late flight out so we checked out and went to some more outlet malls. It was a really nice day up to that point. However I was not feeling entirely well, and had a miserable flight home. Ahhh but that is another blog (or a previous blog?!) for another time and another place. My hands are cramping....